St. Lunatic

Things I have learned about St. Louis since living here...

1. St. Louis has one of the highest amount of stop signs in the country if not the entire world.
2. St. Louis has the highest number of teen mothers in the country
3. St. Louis has one of the highest crime rates. I know we beat out Detroit a year ago but I'm not sure if we're still on top or not.
4. St. Louis has some of the lowest gas prices in the country. This is good because stopping constantly at those stop signs uses up a lot of premium gas in my giant cadillac.

I really hope that 1 and 2 are somehow correlated. I have my theories.