"I was walking my dog when a purse snatcher ran past me and stole the poop bag. IMMD."
"This morning, i was walking down a road in my neighborhood, when suddenly i heard a very loud, epic music coming from an apartment. When i got closer, i figured it was the music from Lord of the Rings. Then i yelled “FOR FRODOOO”. And someone from the apartment yelled back “ELENDIIIIIIL!!!” IMMD"
"I was evicted last night and had to sleep in the park. When I woke up there were 8 cats asleep on me. IMMD "
"My car broke down two weeks ago. I owed 12k. Yesterday a drunk driver rammed it and totaled it. His insurance covered everything I owe, now I am free of a lemon car. IMMD"
"The girl in school who calls all the other girls sluts, showed up at school with a baby bump. IMMD"
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